| An older gent goes to his doctor for a check up. The doc said, "I'm sorry, buddy. You've got terminal cancer and maybe 6 months to live." The fellow calls his adult son and asks him to meet at the corner tavern for some bad news. Upon finding out, the son said, "Well, dad. You should call your drinking buddys down here and tell them too." A short time later a dozen or so of the man's best friends arrive at the bar. The gent said, "Fellas, I've got some really bad news. The doc said I have AIDS and I'll be dead in around 6 months." The son leans over and whispers, "Dad, I thought the doctor said you've got cancer?" The old man replied, "Yeah, that's right son. But I don't want these guys going over to the house and trying to screw your mom after I'm gone." This joke is from the collection at www.armenianbusinesses.com/features/jokes
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