Armenbz.com Jokes

There are 91 jokes.

• -Dr. Seuss explains why computers sometimes crash:
-The Gold Box
-YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LATINO IF...
-Good come Backs
-Mary Poppins
-Daddys home
-Period
-Thoughts
-Guiness records
-Terminal sex
-Blond crime victim
-Junior Firefighter
-Serenety
-I want a divorce
-Airline Complaint
-Judge Not - Lest You Make a Fool of Yourself
-Q and A
-Another golf story
-Sex & death
-Alcohol Warning
-Horse and Chicken
-Truck Driver VS Lawyers
-REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS
-Point System for Men
-English is a Crazy Language
-I think Santa is a woman!
-A Womans Random Thoughts
-Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
-What A Woman Says
-Tennis Ball
-Top 10 Summer Camps
-Truisms
-You Might Be a Redneck if.....
-Insights
-Excuse Notes
-How do I look?
-Careful what you wish for
-Work or Prison
-Only in America
-Come-on Responces
-The Poopie List
-Nervous Priest
-Sick Man
-She Told Him So
-TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK:
-THE Y"Zero"K Problem
-Parents prayer
-snowman flash
-Santa & Science
-Marion Barry Quotes
-City Slickers
-Headlines
-Ken Starr
-3 Most important people
-Cigar Insurance
-Men and Women dating
-Al and Bill
-Caught Driving Naked
-Hokey Pokey
-Country Western song titles
-Men and Women
-Natural Blonde
-Standards live forever
-Jesse Ventura top 10
-Three convicts
-Ultimate Computer
-Golf & Genies
-Bill Clinton and the ghosts
-My Shinning Moment
-Timberland
-Fishing
-A really bad day
-Microsoft buys U.S.
-Turbulence
-One liners...more or less
-Actual Classified ads
-Little Johnny - Smoking
-Ballad - Bobbit Hillbillies
-Cannibals
-Champagne
-Top 12 - Tech Support
-List of Orgasms
-Creative Writing
-Texan in Australia
-Early bird get the worm
-Rejected by Dr. Seuss
-Guinness beer
-New Elements in Periodic Table
-Priest and a condom
-The wedding night
-The Sick Husband

Armenbz.com Jokes
Title: Golf & Genies

A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows; it'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife tees up and promptly shanks it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringes and says, "I told you to watch out for the houses! Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walk up and knock, and a voice says, "Come in." When they open the door, they see glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch says, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah," the husband says. "Sorry about that."

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem; it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie says, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she says.

"Consider it done."

"And what's your wish, Genie?" the husband asks.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess it's OK with me if it's OK with you."

So the genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours.

Afterward, he rolls over, looks at the wife, and says, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

൫. Why?"

"And he still believes in genies?"

This joke is from the collection at www.armenianbusinesses.com/features/jokes

joke number 25 Current Rating 10

ArmenianBusiness.com
POB 1428
Burbank, CA 91507
info@usaone.net The location of ths page is http://www.armenianbusinesses.com/features/jokes
copyright ©1998 artsci inc. all right reserved.
22331 Served