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Title: She Told Him So

There was an old married couple who had happily lived together for
nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the
husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.
The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her
eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air.
Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in
the morning. He told her that he couldn't help it.
She begged him to see a doctor to see if anything could be done but
the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural
bodily function and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the
fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural
about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "blow his guts out".
The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husband
continued to ignore her warnings about "blowing his guts out" until one
Thanksgiving morning. Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family
feast. She fixed pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey.
While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to
the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem. With a devilish
grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly
walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake.
While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and
then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all
of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced
the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family
meal. Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normal loud
trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the
sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom.
The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as
she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she
had finally gotten even. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep
from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I
didn't listen to you" "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that I would end up blowing my guts out one of these days and today
it finally happened. But by the grace of God and the strength of two fingers, I think I got'em all back in."

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