While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis
ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his
shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting
for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large
bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked,... her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had
tennis elbow once."
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